Monday, November 23, 2009

She has left..

World, Clarys has left...

No, not left me. But the Online World. You see, she is obsessed with putting things into categories and there cannot be exceptions. It must also categorised perfectly. She has (I mean had), two email accounts; live and gmail. She wanted to categorise them into Unofficial and of course, Official email accounts. So she decided to use live for Unofficial and gmail for Official. We all know that we log in into Facebook and other similar accounts with our emails.

Official stuff : Work, University and other important things.
Unofficial stuff: Social activities, Facebook, weheartit, MSN, Blogger

BUT

Notice that Blogger is under Google. Her gmail is supposed to be for Official stuff not blogging. Here is when she started calling me to ask for a solution...

Our conversation is somewhat summarised as follows:

Rys: Help!
Mel: Stop being so obsessed and let it go. Make an exception and put it under live.
Rys: No! Blogger must be under gmail. It feels right because they are both by Google.
Mel: =.= Then put under gmail.
Rys: Cannot! gmail is for official stuff. I cant be reading through important stuff then suddenly find an email about the latest shopping offers!
Mel:OMG... Anyway, I have a problem with Youtube too. Everytime I sign in gmail, my Youtube account which is under hotmail signs out.
Rys: Wth. Why can't Google buy over MSN too so I don't need a live account. I can use 1 gmail for official and the other for unofficial. And I feel like I would need a Youtube account!

Things are now worse because now she had 2 things of the same conflict. Youtube and Blogger are for Unofficial stuff but they are under Google. Finally, she found a solution.

Rys: I'm leaving the Online World!

After trying to convince her that it is a crazy solution because then she would be living an isolated life (everything is online now!), she strongly affirmed "No, I've left the online world!"

While saying that, she was still on her MSN. LOL =p

Anyway, she really has left and will not be reading this unless it is printed out. Wth right?

To her wonderful friends, please try to get her back here so that our Online World would be less boring.

mel

3 comments:

Yeelian said...

Let me try:

Dear Lai Wah,
You terrible terrible best friend. If you leave the online world, YOU LEAVE ME.

GET IT?!

YOU LEAVE ME!!! Online is the ONLY way we keep in touch now. So get this CRAZY notion out of your head, and your ass back online, missy.

Or I will disinherit you. From being Godmother. Of my cat.

I MEAN IT!!!


Terribly hurt and sobbing herself to sleep,
Yeelian

Pui Kei said...

waoo that's absolutely over organized~

:: keanie-weanie :: said...

I do that. =) The separation between official and unofficial. It's obsessive fun!

Jeff Dunham and Melvin